Is LFL Canada ready for some football, or should we ask, is Canada ready for some Lingerie Real fake football? Rumor has it that Mitchell Mortaza and his on again off again fiancé are going to pull the wool over the eyes of the fine people in Canada. I’ve been informed by a source Mortaza and Theisen know their teams in Canada can’t play football, so what are they going to do to get the LFL kicked off in Canada? They think they can staff the teams with girls who played for the LFL in America and tell people these women are moving to Canada to play for the LFL in Canada. The source also informs us they aren’t stopping there either. Mortaza and Theisen will be bringing some LFL coaches to Canada as well. These Canadian teams are so behind in learning the game of football, Mortaza and Theisen are embarrassed to show them on TV.
How long does Mortaza and Theisen think they can get away with these false hoods? The source tells me the girls that will be traveling to play in this Canadian LFL game are only girls that live up north in America, this way the travel expenses will be lower. Wow Mortaza and Theisen must be taking all the funds generated and using it for themselves. I mean why else couldn’t they afford to get girls from all over the country to go and fake these people out in Canada?
The only girls the source says that are going to Canada to put on this fake LFL Canada game will be two by the names of Nikki Johnson and Cassandra Strickland who live in Vegas with him. Hey what the heck, I’ll just post the exact news that was passed onto me;
LFL commissioner Mitchell Mortaza is lying to the public about the LFL players moving up to canada to play. he is flying those girls up there to play on those teams cuz he is afraid the canadian girls will make his canadian LFL league look bad on tv cuz they just aren’t football ready yet.
the US LFL girls will be there to play on game day only. he’s taking girls that live in states closest to those canadian cities becuz its cheaper,.. except for Nikki Johnson and Cassandra Strickland who live in vegas with him. also what wasnt told was that the coaches from philly, seattle, baltimore, and minnesota (all close to canada) are also going to help out those teams.
sucks he doesnt trust the athletes out in canada and it so unfair to them for US players to just come in on game day and start over them. someone alert the canadian media about this unjustice to the players and people of canada.
For someone who always compares his LFL to the N.F.L. he sure is being cheap. I hear that Mortaza took home around $175,000.00 form each of the games he put on in Australia, that makes $350,000.00 he and Theisen did something with. You mean to tell me he can’t even spring for the travel money to get the girls from the far south to go to Canada and help him and Theisen pull the wool over those Canadians eyes? I really can’t believe the guy who thinks he is as equal as the N.F.L. commissionaire is tuning out to be this cheap. I mean come on Mortaza, you and Theisen don’t even play these women who play the game, sell the tickets and I surprised you didn’t make a deal yet to have them cleaning the bathrooms in the venues you play in yet so you and Theisen can add a few more bucks to your bank accounts.
Heck it is no wonder you put stuff like this on your facebook wall…. A couple of more years of you running this sham you call a football league and I’ll bet you and Theisen will be living the high life. The thing that really shocks me is, I thought Theisen comes form a well to do family. What the heck is she doing to these lovely women who just want to play football?
I have to admit, there may be no better con man in the world compared to Mitchell Mortaza. He has many wondering how he can always talk these women into doing this stuff. Oh Wait, I have another source that tried to explain that to me too. I’ll just paste the explanation below here, hang on a minute;
Mostly through fear. Its similar to Stockholm syndrome in certain ways. At first he will promise riches and glory. Over time the shiny coat chips away and they get angry and at least 1 will throw down so to speak. When that person is cut and made an example of, the others fall in line. Its not that they like it, its that most of them have put in time, lost jobs, experienced personal and family issues over it and they don’t want to lose out after putting the time in. So they hold out as long as possible enduring the abuse. Most of them believe this could explode into something profitable any day now, and they want to be there to cash in on it. The sad thing is that they are right in some ways. It could blow up at any moment, but they are wrong that they would cash in on it. Some had the right idea, use it as a stepping stone and get as much out of it as Mortaza is for himself then leave. Unfortunately, few figure that strategy out in time. Mortaza and Theisen are much like a virus, they find a host, lay low for a bit; slowly praying on their host. Once the host is aware, they attack hard, bleed it dry, and move on to the next one. Its a cycle that’s been repeating itself for over 3 years.
You can see Mitchell Mortaza and Heather Theisen have this down to a science. They have done it for years…..
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